Is That Your Razor?
I was just finishing up showering at the gym and started to dry off. An older man looking for a an open shower walks in and drops a razor that was lying on the adjacent shower. The razor lands on the floor in front of me while I'm toweling off.
Old Man - Is that your razor?
Asif - No.
Old Man - Oh ok.
Then he waited for me to pick it up. I wasn't about to pick it up. He dropped it. Dropped it right in front of my path out of the stall. He then picked it up and walked away.
Right now I have a crazy bushy beard and pretty hairy. I really wanted to say. Does it look like that's my razor? I'm really going to shave this off with a plastic razor?
Weirdo.
Posted by: Asif on 01.05.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI